We interrupt this program...
... to bring you a special news bulletin.
The Molten Core News Network has just received information that several key assets of Ragnaros' army have been murdered. This weekend, a terrorist organization known as The Pod People invaded and systematically assassinated seven of the Firelord's most trusted accomplices. Among the casualties in their reign of fear and destruction: Flamewalkers Lucifron, Gehennas, and Shazzrah. Also perishing in the assault: Members of Ragnaros' security detail. Magmadar, Garr, Baron Geddon, and Golemagg the Incinerator are counted among the dead. An untold number of Molten Giants, Lava Surgers, Core Hounds, and Lava Packs are unaccounted for. A late night attempt was made to include Sulfuron Harbinger in their campaign of destruction, but was thwarted by an inexplicable drowsiness that befell the invaders.
Witnesses at the scene report "shiny purple things" having been found amongst the rubble. Others near the location went on record as having witnessed acts of incredible barbarism displayed by the assault force, with one Lava Reaver who spoke on the condition of anonymity tells of the 40-man wrecking crew posing for pictures over the corpses of Molten Core's upper eschelon. A Lava Spawn who is a minor, and must remain unidentified, also told authorities that he saw several Pods severing the hands of the three Flamewalkers that were targeted for elimination. It is unknown at this time, the nature of their intent. A confidential source in Firelord Ragnaros' security detail says that although no charges are pending, Duke Hydraxis is considered to be "a person of interest."
Sulfuron has been notified that he is the last of the defenses before their swath of mayhem swings toward Majordomo Executus. Should they utilize their hideous strength to neutralize Majordomo's influence over the denizens of Molten Core, it is feared that he could be bent to their will and manipulated to summon Lord Ragnaros, himself. If this happens, even the Firelord may not be safe.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled broadcast....
The Molten Core News Network has just received information that several key assets of Ragnaros' army have been murdered. This weekend, a terrorist organization known as The Pod People invaded and systematically assassinated seven of the Firelord's most trusted accomplices. Among the casualties in their reign of fear and destruction: Flamewalkers Lucifron, Gehennas, and Shazzrah. Also perishing in the assault: Members of Ragnaros' security detail. Magmadar, Garr, Baron Geddon, and Golemagg the Incinerator are counted among the dead. An untold number of Molten Giants, Lava Surgers, Core Hounds, and Lava Packs are unaccounted for. A late night attempt was made to include Sulfuron Harbinger in their campaign of destruction, but was thwarted by an inexplicable drowsiness that befell the invaders.
Witnesses at the scene report "shiny purple things" having been found amongst the rubble. Others near the location went on record as having witnessed acts of incredible barbarism displayed by the assault force, with one Lava Reaver who spoke on the condition of anonymity tells of the 40-man wrecking crew posing for pictures over the corpses of Molten Core's upper eschelon. A Lava Spawn who is a minor, and must remain unidentified, also told authorities that he saw several Pods severing the hands of the three Flamewalkers that were targeted for elimination. It is unknown at this time, the nature of their intent. A confidential source in Firelord Ragnaros' security detail says that although no charges are pending, Duke Hydraxis is considered to be "a person of interest."
Sulfuron has been notified that he is the last of the defenses before their swath of mayhem swings toward Majordomo Executus. Should they utilize their hideous strength to neutralize Majordomo's influence over the denizens of Molten Core, it is feared that he could be bent to their will and manipulated to summon Lord Ragnaros, himself. If this happens, even the Firelord may not be safe.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled broadcast....
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